Sunday, June 30, 2013

Looking for a good book?

Read a (good) book, today!In addition to the other great legal titles we have at our library, I found one book as I was browsing through our library collection that caught my attention.  Called No Constitutional Right to be Ladies: women and the obligations of citizenship by Linda K. Kerber, it caught my interest because most times the only books that keep my attention are treatises or court cases - and, as it turns out, this book has all that, in spades!

Historically, women were treated little more than property and were held out to be genteel and tender creatures who couldn't own property, couldn't hold office, and couldn't keep their own name after marriage.  They were to be cared for and coddled.  

The problem with this (as suggested in the book) is that this is a two-edged sword.  On the one hand, society wants to protect women from stubbing toes and skinning their knees and on the flip side, women want to be treated like a person - equal pay for equal work.  

Problem is, you can't have it both ways; you're either genteel or you're a ditch digger.  What Kerber does is take the reader on a historical ride from pre-Revolutionary War, to slavery, to the modern era.  "Ladies" emphasizes the need for women (or any under-represented group) to choose what they want; if they choose the rights prescribed under the U.S. Constitution, they should also be willing to abide by all the consequences of that decision (i.e. full citizenship).

While there were several items that stuck out in this book like discrimination in the selective service process and women and jury service, the one area that held my attention was the fight for women's suffrage in Chapter 3.  In the fight to give women the right to vote, the concept of taxation was tied to the obligation and right to vote.  On page 96, Keber quoted Charles Sumner, stating "In a state of nature no man can take any property from me without my consent.  If he does, he deprives me of my liberty and makes me a slave.  

What is important to note is that at the time of this argument, the issue of slavery hung heavy in the political air and what the suffrage movement was trying to do was to compare the fact that not being able to vote was the same as being a slave.  As it turned out, Sumner's statement was a compelling argument and one which further helped pave the way for women's right to vote.

Begging for a good read?  Tired of all the sickly soap opera novels floating around?  Need something new for your book club?  Then take a gander at No Constitutional Right to be Ladies: women and the obligations of citizenship by Linda K. Kerber and blow your book club away!

Saturday, June 22, 2013

K.I.S.S.

Keep it simple
For all the complications in life, simple is still the best way to go.  1+1=2.  Sun rises in the east, sets in the west.  Right shoe goes on right foot, left on left.  Simple is good.  Take, for instance, cooking.  I love to cook stuff.  I love to bake, grill, and BBQ.  I like making casseroles, salads, cakes, pies, and anything with chocolate.  In fact, following are two of my simplest recipes:

How I cook asparagus:
  1. Pour about 4-5 tablespoons of extra virgin olive oil in a sauce pan
  2. Add a few dashes of sea salt,
  3. Add a bunch of asperagus (cut off the bottom 11/2 inches), 
  4. Cook on medium heat until tender (but not wimpy)
How I BBQ corn-on-the-cob:
  1. Pull down the husk (but don't remove it) and remove the silks,
  2. Smear corn with butter,
  3. Generously shake on sea salt,
  4. Pull husk back up and wrap in tin foil
  5. Grill on medium heat (turning occasionally) for about 10 minutes
Yep, simple is the way to go - especially when you're doing legal stuff.  For instance, the other day I had a lady come to me asking how she could write a "legal" letter.  Seems a judge told her she had to write a letter to a lawyer giving him notice about an upcoming hearing.

First, I asked her, "Have you ever written a letter to anyone?"  Indignant, she snaps, "I'm not stupid - of course I've written letters to people!"  Calmly, I explain that letters to lawyers are no different than to anyone else.  Date, dear ______, body, conclusion, very truly yours, and you're out.  Easy peasy.

"But, but, but...don't I have to cite any laws?!  Don't I have to sound like a lawyer!?"  What most people don't seem to grasp is that when people start acting like something they aren't (in this case, a lawyer), they get in trouble and start sounding like a bunch of tourists.

"Keep it simple," I told her.  When you become a lawyer, you can write like a lawyer.  Until then, write like a person who is just trying to give notice about an upcoming hearing - and seal it with a K.I.S.S.

Saturday, June 15, 2013

The Foibles of Youth


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Picture it. I’m 10-years old, it’s my birthday, and I am flying down a hill on my beautiful new bicycle built for warp speed. Now I knew it was there when I started at the top of the hill, but somehow forgot, that at the bottom of the hill was a cliff, followed by a zillion feet of empty air, followed by a bone jarring thud as I came in contact with the earth below.  Strangely enough I avoided serious injury with only a few scratches and yet gained a rush of euphoria as I climbed the hill for another run.  Ah, the follies of youth.

While the injuries I sustained as a youth were mostly superficial, sometimes kids do things that are more damaging than just scratching up a bicycle.  For instance, lately the news has been full of stories about kids bullying other kids.  What is a parent to do to protect their kid from a bully?  Well, if I was in that situation, I would sprint (not walk) over to my local county law library and take a look at American Jurisprudence (West) and open Volume 6 (Assault and Battery). You might also want to take a look at AmJur Proof of Facts (West) and look in the A-B index under Bullying and/or Bullying, Public School Liability for.

Let’s try another one. Say you have a child that that has been officially classified a juvenile delinquent having just gotten him/herself arrested (again).  Frantic, you turn to yoru local county law library because, frankly, you don’t know where else to turn. Luckily, your local county Law Librarian knows to point you to California Criminal Law: Procedure and Practice (CEB), and/or How to Seal Juvenile & Criminal Records (Nolo Press).

Yep, being a youth sure has its ups but when you or your kid hits rock bottom, know that your local county law Librarian is ready to help you get up and moving forward back up that proverbial hill.

Saturday, June 8, 2013

Talk to the hand

now, THAT's a freaky picture!Amazing what people do to get attention, these days.  Take, for instance, the guy who came up to me stompin' around and making a royal ruckus.  Seems he had just lost his motion to lower his child support and he was looking to yell at someone (the judge wouldn't listen so he turned his attentions to his local county law Librarian).  Thing is, he only had himself to blame because he tried to create his motion with what he could find on the Internet.

With him blaring in my face, I says to him "Didn't anyone ever tell you that about 99% of everything on the Internet is bunk?"  If what you want to do is win on your next motion to lower child support (I says to him), then might I suggest you go to your local county law Library FIRST and take a look at American Jurisprudence Pleading and Practice Forms (West), or Modern Child Custody Practice (Lexis).

Yeah, that's what you/he should do - instead of yelling at your local county law Librarian - because the best thing you can ever do is NOT yell at your local county law Librarian, if for no other reason, than s/he is your last and best hope for salvation in an otherwise insane legal world.


Wednesday, June 5, 2013

You get what you pay for

You're not paranoid, everybody is out to get you
Again with the mid-week posting.  Thing is, there is so much going on legalistically that it's hard not to comment on some of the insanity going on.  Take, for instance, the article I was reading in Ann Landers today.  Seems there's this woman who has a boss who is communicating with a guy in Nigeria.  Seems the guy in Nigeria has promised to send boss $40 million if boss will funnel him monies (as in plural).  Seems guy in Nigeria keeps saying he'll come to America to bring the check (for $40 million, really?!?) but guy in Nigeria, amazingly, needs more and more money for whatever nefarious purposes.

The problem here is boss is driven by greed.  I mean, who really thinks there is anyone in Nigeria (or anywhere else, for that matter) that is just going to hand out $40 million in cash to a stranger for the heck of it?  OK, we're not talking about the relationship between the taxpaying citizenry of the USA and the IRS - we're talking about a scam of global proportions and, I gotta tell you, boss is never going to see a dime of "his" $40 million.  Ne-ver.

Which all brings me to my point.  If you think you're being taken for a ride (i.e. being scammed) and need more information about scams, head on over to your local county law library and at least take a look at Unfair and Deceptive Acts and Practices (NCLC).  Yeah, that should get you going in the right direction.

Saturday, June 1, 2013

Word of the Month for June 2013: Service of Process

You've Been ServedMany moons ago, I had a great job - I served process on people.  OK, that might not sound all that glamorous, but it did have its moments.  As a Law Librarian teaching people how to find the law, the problem I'm finding most people have is that they don't understand how legal research fits in the legal process.  While I can't go into great detail on everything, I can expound on a few elements of the legal process.  One such element is called SERVICE of PROCESS.

So, picture it.  You finally get the nerve to file a lawsuit against your neighbor for the loud music, barking dogs, and the drugs in the alley.  I mean, a person can only take so much, right?!  The problem now is serving process on your neighbor - and sometimes that's easier said than done.  Most times you're having to serve process on people greasier than a Wal-mart parking lot.  Because it is critical to serve notice/process on the person you are suing, it is equally important to understand how it all works.  

According to Black's Law Dictionary (West), SERVICE of PROCESS is defined as: The formal delivery of a writ, summons, or other legal process.  As it turns out, California (as well as every other state in the union) has a whole slew of rules on how to serve people or entitles (such as corporations).  You can find the law on SERVICE of PROCESS one of two ways.

Way ONE (1):  Go to your local county law library and look at West's Annotated California Code Index, and look under "P" for Process (as in Service of Process).

Way TWO (2):  Go online to leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/codes.xhtml and search the Code of Civil Procedure for service of process.  For instance, California Code of Civil Procedure (CCP) section 414.10 deals with who can serve process, CCP Sections 415.10 - 415.95 identifies how persons can be served, and Sections 416.10 - 416.90 deal with who can be served process.  So, having identifed who we want to serve the lawsuit on (i.e. neighbor), Sections 416.10 - 416.90 goes one to say a person can be served process by:
  • Physically putting the complaint in your neighbor's hand,
  • Handing the complaint to someone at your neighbor's residence,
  • Mailing (first-class, postage pre-paid) the complaint to your neighbor
For those who don't happen to live in California, locating the rules of Service of Process in other states is simple.  What I did is log onto Google.com and in the search field look for "[state] Service of Process rules".  For example, if I were living in Texas, I'd search for "Texas Service of Process rules.  If I were living in Maine, I'd search for Maine Service of Process rules.  For Idaho, Idaho Service of Process rules.  Get the idea?

Finding the law (or how to apply it) can be tricky sometimes.  With a little effort (and a good law Librarian whispering in your ear) however, you're sure to find darn near anything.