Ding Dong!

Picture it.  You've worked all day - exhausted you are - and you're just settling down for the evening when someone rings the doorbell.  You get up to answer the door and no one is there.  

You shut the door and just as you're about to get comfortable the bell rings again and again and again and...no one at the door.

I'm sorry to say but you've been ding door ditched.

Ding Dong Ditching, also known as "doorbell ditching" or "ring and run," is a prank that has been labeled as a rite of passage for many kids growing up. 

The basic premise is simple: ring a neighbor's doorbell and then run away, leaving the homeowner confused or annoyed when they open the door to find no one there. It's often done for the thrill of the chase, the adrenaline rush, or simply to see the homeowner's puzzled reaction.

In most cases, Ding Dong Ditching is considered a minor nuisance rather than a serious criminal offense. However, there may be situations where it can cross the line into illegal territory, such as. 

1. Trespassing: One of the primary legal concerns associated with Ding Dong Ditching is trespassing. If the prankster enters private property without permission, they could potentially be charged with trespassing, a criminal offense in most jurisdictions. However, merely ringing the doorbell and running away from the doorstep may not constitute trespassing, as the prankster typically does not remain on the property.

Real-World Example: In a small suburban community, a group of teenagers decided to engage in Ding Dong Ditching during Halloween. They rang a neighbor's doorbell, but before anyone answered, they dashed off the property and hid nearby. While their actions were undoubtedly a nuisance, they did not enter the property or cause any damage, resulting in no charges of trespassing.

2. Disturbing the Peace: Another legal consideration is whether Ding Dong Ditching can be considered disturbing the peace. If the constant ringing of a doorbell becomes disruptive and significantly disturbs the peace and quiet of a neighborhood, law enforcement may intervene and charge the pranksters.

Real-World Example: In a densely populated urban neighborhood, a group of teenagers repeatedly engaged in Ding Dong Ditching late at night, disturbing residents and causing annoyance. In this case, law enforcement was called, and the teenagers were warned about their behavior. If the disturbances had continued, they might have faced charges related to disturbing the peace.

3. Vandalism and Harassment: If a Ding Dong Ditching prank escalates to vandalism, harassment, or damage to property, the legal consequences can be much more severe. Actions that cause harm, fear, or damage to individuals or their property are taken more seriously by the law.

Real-World Example: A group of teenagers in a suburban neighborhood escalated their Ding Dong Ditching pranks by egging a neighbor's house and causing damage to the front yard. In this case, the prank went beyond a mere nuisance and resulted in criminal charges for vandalism and harassment.

4. Intent Matters: The intent behind Ding Dong Ditching is a crucial factor in determining its legality. If the prank is carried out with malicious intent, such as harassment or intimidation, it is more likely to lead to legal consequences.

Real-World Example: In a rural community, a group of teenagers targeted an elderly neighbor with Ding Dong Ditching pranks, deliberately trying to frighten her. In this situation, the intent to harass the neighbor led to legal action against the teenagers.

Anyway, say the ding dong ditching goes on for days, weeks, months and the pranksters never get caught whereas you get increasingly pissed off and the police don't do anything about it (because it's not their house so why should they care?).

Infuriating, isn't it? 

This is pretty much what happened to Tony Arnold Bernstone, 58, who was arrested back in August 2025.

Seems a group of kids having a sleepover on Friday decided to doorbell-ditch nearby homes, including Bernstone's home.  After the group rang the doorbell, Bernstone allegedly chased after them on a bicycle, eventually grabbing the victim by the shirt and yelling at him, while striking the child three times in the face and punching him in the stomach. Bernstone was consequently arrested for the alleged assault.  

One and done situation?  Yeah, I don't think so.

Back in March 2024 a man who was fed up with people ding-dong-ditching his home was charged with six counts of aggravated assault.  Court documents state 71-year-old Michael Roberts, “walked out of his house onto the porch and began firing a gun (it was a paint-gun) at a car full of teenagers."

Aaaaaaand another homeowner goes to jail.

I mean, it galls me that these kids are allowed to get away with things.  Yeah, I did it when I was a kid but years of retrospect and I'm seeing what a piece of horse manure I was.

Thing is these types of ding dong ditching scenarios happen (and have happened) a whole lot over the years, like:

Maine (July 2024) — Teen Shot in Leg

• A group of teens played “ding‑dong‑ditch” at multiple homes in Harrison, Maine.

• At the fourth house, the homeowner allegedly fired about 14 shots from a 9 mm at the fleeing group, hitting one teen in the leg.

• He was arrested and charged with assault and reckless conduct with a firearm.

Florida (July 2025) — Attempted Vehicular Assault

• In Naples, Florida, children riding scooters rang doorbells during a prank.

• The homeowner allegedly chased them in his car and tried to run them over.

• He was arrested and faces aggravated assault charges.

California (January 2020) — Car-Ramming Murders

• A group of teens played ding‑dong‑ditch in Corona, CA.

• Homeowner Anurag Chandra chased them, ramming their SUV at high speed in 40 mph zone.

• Three teens were killed, and others were injured. Chandra was convicted of three counts of first-degree murder and three counts of attempted murder in April 2023.

Virginia (May 3, 2025) — Fatal Shooting During TikTok Prank

• 18‑year‑old Michael Bosworth Jr. and two friends were filming a TikTok ding‑dong‑ditch prank in Spotsylvania County, around 3 AM.

• Homeowner Tyler Chase Butler allegedly believed a burglary was in progress and opened fire.

• Bosworth was fatally shot, another teen was injured; Butler faces second‑degree murder, malicious wounding, and firearm counts.

Dean Taylor Case (San Rafael, CA – 2021)

• Former SFPD officer Dean Taylor alleged pranksters had repeatedly rang his doorbell over multiple nights. On one occasion, he chased them in his vehicle, cornered an 11-year-old boy, grabbed him by the neck, forced him into his car, and threatened to “put a bullet in his head”
  

• Taylor was arrested and charged with kidnapping, making criminal threats, false imprisonment, battery, and child endangerment. The case was pending criminal proceedings at latest reports.

Anurag Chandra Case (Corona, CA – 2020)

• A group of teens played ding‑dong‑ditch near Chandra's home. After one exposed himself and rang the doorbell, Chandra chased their car at speeds up to 99 mph, ramming it off the road. Three 16-year-old boys were killed
  

• Chandra was convicted in April 2023 of three counts of first-degree murder and three counts of attempted murder and subsequently sentenced to life in prison without parole.
  

Other Notable Incidents:

• October 25, 2003 – Boca Raton, FL: A teen was shot in the back by a homeowner after knocking on a door and fleeing.

• June 13, 2011 – Louisville, KY: A 12‑year‑old was shot in the back with a shotgun by Michael Bishop during a doorbell prank. The boy survived, and Bishop was later charged with attempted murder, receiving a later pardon.

• January 1, 2016 – Oklahoma: A 14‑year‑old was shot in the back and arm during a ding‑dong‑ditch prank; he survived.

• May 5, 2018 - A Queen Creek, AZ, Johnathan Larocque assaulted teens after they repeatedly rang his doorbell. Two juveniles were hospitalized—one transported for serious injuries. He was arrested on two counts of aggravated assault

These incidents illustrate a clear claimed pattern reflecting an escalation from repeated nuisance leading to criminal charges against the homeowner: Ring the doorbell run and get attacked — but the court treats the violent act of the homeowner as criminal, not a response excused by mental breakdown.   

While in all of these instances, the homeowner was prosecuted, there are a few cases where the homeowners were justified attacking the prankster:

Exhibit A. Shooting of Ralph Yarl (Missouri, 2023)

• Incident: 16-year-old Ralph Yarl mistakenly rang the doorbell of the wrong house in Kansas City. The homeowner, Andrew Lester, opened fire through the door, believing Yarl was attempting a break-in. Yarl was shot twice but survived.

• Legal Outcome: Lester was charged with first-degree assault and armed criminal action, later pleaded guilty to second-degree assault, after a judge had ordered a mental health evaluation. He died before sentencing.
  

• Legal relevance: The case centered on perceived imminent threat, not actual attack by the teen. Lester claimed fear and confusion, arguing the teen reaching for the door = burglary threat, triggering self-defense instinct.

Exhibit B. Cleveland Heights “Robbery Prank” (Ohio)

• Incident: A group of teens, including a 17-year-old, disguised themselves in ski masks and staged a fake armed robbery on the prankster’s own mother, entering her driveway and demanding money at gunpoint—even though it was "just a prank."
  

• Legal Outcome: The teens were arrested and charged, likely with aggravated robbery, false imprisonment, and assault.

• Legal relevance: The victims (the homeowner/mother) had clear imminent threat, justifying any defensive measures—they were the direct target of the staged attack.

The question that goes through my mind after reading these summaries is why is it that the pranksters, who do the ding dong ditching, are never prosecuted?

There are several reasons why teenagers who do “ding dong ditch” pranks often aren’t prosecuted or face only minimal consequences, even though their actions can be annoying or disruptive, like:

1. Nature of the Offense — Typically Minor or Misdemeanor

• Most “ding dong ditch” pranks fall under minor offenses like trespassing, disturbing the peace, or harassment, often classified as infractions or misdemeanors.

• Law enforcement often prioritizes more serious crimes over these small pranks.  That's "prioritizes" as it didn't happen to them so they don't care.

• In many jurisdictions, first-time or youthful offenders might receive warnings rather than charges.

2. Lack of Clear Harm or Damage

• Often, no property damage or physical injury occurs.

• Courts and prosecutors require evidence of actual harm or significant disturbance to pursue charges.

• Ringing a doorbell and running away is often seen as a juvenile mischief with little lasting damage.

3. Youth and Intent

• Teenagers (especially under 18) are generally treated with more leniency under the juvenile justice system.

• Prosecutors and judges may believe the youth lack criminal intent (mens rea) passing youthful indiscretion.

• The goal is often rehabilitation rather than punishment.

4. Difficulty Identifying or Catching Perpetrators

• Pranksters run away quickly, making identification and apprehension difficult.

• Without clear suspects or eyewitnesses, pressing charges can be challenging.

5. Community and Parental Involvement Preferred

• Law enforcement may prefer to involve parents, schools, or community programs for education and discipline rather than criminal prosecution.

• Diversion programs or juvenile probation may be offered instead.

6. Discretion of Law Enforcement and Prosecutors

• Officers and prosecutors use discretion based on severity, frequency, and context.

• Repeated or escalated pranks that cause harm are more likely to lead to charges.

• Single incidents are often handled informally.

So, say you are the target of a habitual prankster.  What can you do?  What I'd do is:

• Document everything and install cameras to show who is doing what.
• Show that you are experiencing a perceived imminent threat.
• Show that harm is being done to your property.
• File complaints with the police every day/night it happens.
• If the police won't do anything to stop the harassment or the police habitually release the offending pranksters without so much as a slap on the wrist, file a complaint/lawsuit against the police.
• Call your congressman and demand they stop going after Trump and create a bill increase penalties for harassing homeowners to: 
• $500 for a first offense; 
• $2,500 for a second and 200 hours community service for the perps and 24 hours jail for the parents;
• $5,000 for each successive door dinging prank, 500 hours community service, 2 weeks jail time, a cattle prod up the arse, and 2 weeks jail time for the parents!

Well, maybe the cattle prod is a bit much but I'll bet jail time for parents would sure get some traction!

 

But It Still Smells OK

The other day I was shuffling through my spice box and noticed that many of my spices were out of date.  

Take for example my bottle of Smoked Paprika.  I love it and use it all the time - though, apparently not ALL the time as I still had some in the bottle 2 years after I bought it.  Thing is, I opened the bottle and it still smelled and tasted like Smoked Paprika. 

So, I got to thinking what other spices do I have that are "out of date?"   Turns out I had a number of items like my kosher salt and "fresh" ground pepper.  OK, it's not so freshly ground anymore but it still tastes like pepper, which is good enough for me and the people I cook for.

This all got me thinking about all of these out of date stamps found on food, these days.  If the products still taste/smell like what they're supposed to taste/smell like, then are the food companies wrong or what's the purpose of these dates, anyway.

For that matter, when did all these dates on food start?

Turns out, following concerns over foodborne illness in the 1930s, including cases linked to spoiled milk, reported mobsterAl Capone reportedly lobbied for expiration dates on dairy products.   

As people shifted from buying at local farms to supermarkets after World War 2, manufacturers added closed-coded dates for retailers to manage inventory rotation.  

Then in the 1970s widespread adoption of easy-to-read "sell-by" and "best-by" dates occurred, driven by consumers wanting to know when food was packaged.

These days, consumers can find the packaging of nearly every item labeled with dates.  One might say sell-by while another might say best-by or use-by.  Many consumers assume that all such dates are “expiration dates,” after which the food should be discarded. 

And that might be so if these expiration dates were actually regulated by the federal government.  The truth of the matter is that the Feds have nothing to do with any of these expiration dates. 

Well, let me qualify that.  Baby formula is the one major food product in the U.S. that must have a federally regulated expiration (“use by”) date. 

For most of the 20th century, infant formula was regulated only under general food law—the Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act.  That meant there were no formula-specific nutrient standards, no required testing for long-term nutrient stability, and no mandated “use by” dates tied to nutrition.  In other words, formula was treated basically like any other processed food.

Then in the 1970s, the turning point came about involving a product made by Syntex Corporation.  Their formula (marketed as “Neo-Mull-Soy”) had insufficient chloride.  Infants who relied on their formula developed metabolic alkalosis, growth problems, and had serious health complications

Why this was a big deal was because babies were using it as their sole nutrition source and the the harm developed over time—not immediately like food poisoning.  This exposed a regulatory gap:  Food law protected against contamination—but not against nutritional inadequacy over time.

Congressional response: Infant Formula Act of 1980

In 1980, Congress responded by passing legislation under the authority of the U.S. Food and Drug Administration in the way of the Infant Formula Act of 1980.  The issue wasn’t just what’s in the formula—it was how long it stays nutritionally valid because over time vitamins degrade, fats oxidize, and nutritional value can fall below safe thresholds.

So regulators required a scientifically supported “use by” date guaranteeing nutrition and safety up to that point.  This is why formula dates are fundamentally different from normal food labels as they are legally enforceable nutrient guarantees, not quality estimates 

Consequently, and currently, baby formula is regulated by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration under:

• 21 U.S.C. § 350a (Infant Formula Act authority)

• 21 C.F.R. § 107.20 (specific regulations)

So, why are baby formula (food) regulated and adult food not?  Well, infants are fully dependent (often 100% on formula)  and are highly vulnerable to deficiencies.  

By contrast, adults eat varied diets and can tolerate fluctuations in one food.

Maybe your asking yourself: OK, that's great but what about us Adults?  Aren't we allowed to be protected, too?  Well, if the federal government required all foods to:

• Maintain full nutrient accuracy through a specific date

• Back that with stability testing

it would probably result in massive compliance costs, shorter shelf lives of key food items, higher food prices, and increased food waste (well, more than we now have).  So, Congress chose a targeted regulation model instead and left we the adults on our own.

So, knowing that we're on our own and that these expiration dates are not regulated, what do these dates actually mean?

“Sell-By” Date: This date is a message from the manufacturer to the retailer, not to you the consumer. "Sell-by is a business-to-business date" designation to ensure that stores rotate stock by pulling older products and replacing them.  In general, sell-by dates build in a buffer of time—days, weeks, or months, depending on the type of food and the rate the manufacturer assumes the consumer will use it—for the food to make it home and be used.  Food at or near the sell-by date is still perfectly fine to eat.

“Best By” Date: Unlike sell-by dates, consider "best by" and "best if used by" dates the manufacturer speaking to you, the consumer, about quality.  This label refers to quality, not safety. The food may not taste as fresh after this date, but it’s still safe to eat. 

“Use-By” Date: This one sounds the most serious and in some cases deserves the most attention, but even use-by dates are not a safety cutoff for most foods.  This label is the last date recommended for the use of the product while at peak quality.  In most cases, a one-week grace period applies if stored properly.

Expiration Date: People often use the term "expiration date" as a catch-all that can apply to any of the above types of dates.  However, if the date passes during home storage, a product should still be safe and wholesome if handled properly until the time spoilage is evident. If a food has developed and odd odor, flavor, or texture due to naturally occurring spoilage bacteria, it should not be eaten.

 

So, knowing that most of these dates are merely suggestions, how can you know whether to toss or keep something in your refriderator or pantry?  Following is a practical guide assuming proper storage:

Dairy

• Milk: ~5–7 days after opening

  • Trust your nose—sour smell = done

• Yogurt: 1–3 weeks unopened; ~1 week opened

• Sour cream: ~1–2 weeks after opening

Dairy spoils visibly/smell-wise—pretty reliable.

Meat & Fish (high risk)

• Raw ground meat: 1–2 days

• Raw steaks/chicken: 3–5 days

• Fish: 1–2 days (very perishable)

• Cooked meat: 3–4 days

If it smells off, feels slimy, or you’re unsure—don’t risk it.

Shelf-stable foods

• Canned goods: 1–5+ years (if can isn’t bulging/rusted)

• Pasta (dry): 1–2 years+

• Cereal: 6–12 months (goes stale, not unsafe)

These rarely become dangerous—just lower quality.

Condiments

• Mustard, ketchup: ~6 months opened (longer in fridge)

• Olives (jarred): 1–2 weeks after opening

• Pickled items: months (acid preserves them)

Oils & fats

• Olive oil: ~6–12 months after opening

• Other oils: similar

They go rancid, not “rotten”—smell like crayons/paint = toss.

Medications & vitamins

• Prescription drugs: Dates matter more.

  • Often still effective after, but potency can drop

  • Some (like certain antibiotics, nitroglycerin) can degrade faster

• Vitamins: Lose potency over time, not dangerous

With meds, it’s safer to respect the date.

When food is actually unsafe

Watch for:

• Sour, rotten, or unusual smell

• Slimy texture (especially meat)

• Mold (exception: hard cheese—can cut around it)

• Bulging cans (possible Botulism risk—serious) 

I suspect the moral to all of this is to use your senses first and to know that when dealing with high rist foods (meat, fish, dairy), common sense in king.  

Some rules of thumb might be: if fish smells fishy, it is and should probably not be eaten. Sour cream can go sour, and if the steak you bought 2 days ago smells funky, don't eat it.

Essentially: when it doubt, throw it out. 

Why Is That Even A Law?

The other day someone asked me how I come up with topics to blog about.  

I'll admit that some topics are, well,...topical....but some just come out of left field and catch my attention.

Take, for example, this blog post.

See, the other day as I was perusing the Internet, I came upon a case from 2010.  

In People v. Morales, 212 Cal.App.4th 583, 150 Cal.Rptr.3d 920 (Cal. App. 2013), a man impersonated a woman’s boyfriend and had sex with her while she was asleep.  

Can you say RAPE?!

While the Court acknowledged the law was outdated and urged the Legislature to fix it, the California Court of Appeal ruled he could not be convicted of rape, because the law only criminalized impersonation of a husband, not a boyfriend.

Wait, what?!

Yeah.  Up and until 2013, California Penal Code § 261 read:

Rape is defined as sexual intercourse with a person: who is not the spouse of the perpetrator, and accomplished under circumstances such as fraud—including where the victim submits under the belief that the person committing the act is the victim’s spouse.

Essentially, fraud-based rape required the victim to think she was having sex with her husband. Impersonating a boyfriend or fiancé did not qualify under § 261 at that time.

While that law was changed tout suite, it was not before the woman in question was attacked and the perp walked scot free.

Sad, that.

Sadder still is that there are GOBS of laws on the books that shouldn't be there but that cause more problems than they ever solved.

Take, for example, Oregon Revised Statutes § 538.430 which in 1925 read:

This statute granted the City of Medford exclusive rights to all remaining unappropriated water in the Big Butte Creek watershed, effectively reserving those waters for municipal use and withdrawing them from future appropriation by others.

Why this is a problem was because in Harrington v. Water Resources Department, 216 Or. App. 16, 171 P.3d 1001 (Or. Ct. App. Nov. 7, 2007), Gary Harrington, a landowner near Medford, Oregon, was convicted and sentenced to 30 days in jail (along with fines) for constructing dams to collect large volumes of water in reservoirs on his property—water he claimed was simply "rainwater". 

The court ruled his reservoirs intercepted flowing water or runoff, not mere rooftop collection, thus falling under the scope of the state’s regulated water sources.

I understand where the court is coming from but, and call it what you want, but can you imagine that you can be jailed and fined for collecting rainwater?  

Sure glad I don't live in Oregon.

Thing is there are a number of situations where laws, though once thought was a good idea, became out of control monsters causing havoc and mayhem on a scale never imagined by their creators, such as:

1. Maine (Sunday car sales ban):  Under Maine Revised Statutes Title 17, § 3203, selling any motor vehicle on Sundays is illegal—punishable by up to six months in jail, a $1,000 fine, and license revocation.

2. Alabama (five‑minute voting rule): Since 1961, under Alabama Code § 11‑46‑42, Alabama law mandates that voters must cast their vote within five minutes of entering the booth. Although originally intended to prevent delays, the rule historically targeted Black voters in the Jim Crow era. 

3. Beacon, New York (pinball ban):  Under the Beacon Municipal Code, the city has maintained an anti-pinball law dating back decades—originally enacted to curb gambling-related youth behavior.  In 2009–2010, it was used to shut down a retro arcade museum, imposing fines of up to $1,000 per day. 

4. Rhode Island (fake death notices & acting like governor): R.I. Gen. Laws § 11‑18‑3: Filing a false death notice to a newspaper remains a misdemeanor (penalty ~$100)—a bizarre statute rarely relevant today.  § 11‑43‑7: Anyone “acting like the governor” (i.e. impersonating or exercising gubernatorial functions) faces life imprisonment.  Clearly overkill for what was likely symbolic deterrence in the 1890s, it still sits on the books.

5. Missouri (state ban on enforcing federal gun laws):  In 2024, Missouri passed a law (Missouri Revised Statutes §§ 1.410–1.485 (2021), known as the Second Amendment Preservation Act) declaring federal gun restrictions infringements - prohibiting state law enforcement from cooperating.  It allowed private enforcement claims seeking $50,000 in liability per violation, discouraging officers from doing their federal duties. The law was ultimately struck down as unconstitutional—but only after damaging confusion and chilling enforcement efforts.  Local commentators described it as “poorly written with unintended consequences,” citing risk to public safety and legal exposure for troopers.

6. D.C. (300-year-old Statute of Anne used against modern sports betting): A Delaware LLC used the British Statute of Anne (D.C. Code § 16–1702—a law over 300 years old) to sue major sports betting operators in D.C. under rules allowing third-party loss recovery exceeding $25 (half going to the city).  This triggered legal chaos, prompting City Council to consider retroactive repeal to stabilize the industry.  Modern legalized betting stands in direct conflict with the archaic statute, causing uncertainty and market disruption.

And that's just the tip of the iceberg.  I suspect there are hundreds of laws on the books that are just waiting to cause mayhem to future litigants, like:

Ala. Code § 11-41-14: misdemeanor for failing to return a borrowed item after 60 days; $25 fine

R.I. Gen. Laws § 11‑6‑2 – Adultery:  Every person who shall commit adultery shall be fined not exceeding five hundred dollars ($500); and illicit sexual intercourse between any two (2) persons, where either of them is married, shall be deemed adultery in each.

Minnesota Statutes § 343.36: No person shall operate, run or participate in a contest, game, or other like activity, in which a pig, greased, oiled or otherwise, is released and wherein the object is the capture of the pig…”  Violations are classified as a misdemeanor. 

Under California Fish & Game Code § 6883, frogs used in frog‑jumping contests cannot be eaten or used for any purpose if they die during the event—they must be destroyed promptly and may not be consumed.

Idaho Code § 18‑5003:  (1) Any person who willfully ingests the flesh or blood of a human being is guilty of cannibalism; (2) Affirmative defense: the act was taken under extreme life‑threatening conditions as the only apparent means of survival; (3) Penalty: imprisonment in state prison for up to 14 years. 

Georgia Code § 39‑2‑17:  Prohibits the sale, apprenticeship, or employment of minors under 12 years of age for performances such as rope or wire walking, begging, gymnastics, contortionism, circus riding, acrobatics, or clowning, as well as for any indecent, obscene, or immoral exhibition or practice. Violations are classified as misdemeanors. 

Chapter 8.44 of the Carmel (California) Municipal Code, titled "Permits for Wearing Certain Shoes" prohibits wearing shoes with heels exceeding two inches in height and with a base of less than one square inch on public streets and sidewalks, unless the wearer obtains a permit from the City Clerk. 

Tenn. Code Ann. § 49‑6‑1301(7) defines “gateway sexual activity” as sexual contact that could lead to non‑abstinent behavior—even actions like kissing or hand-holding.   

Tenn. Code Ann. § 49‑6‑1304(b)(1) explicitly prohibits instruction that “promote, implicitly or explicitly, any gateway sexual activity” as part of the family life curriculum in schools.   

Under Tenn. Code Ann § 49‑6‑1306(b)(1), a parent can sue instructors or outside organizations for promoting gateway sexual activity—with potential fines up to $500, actual damages, and attorney’s fees if they win ⁠—though these provisions exclude teachers directly employed by the school district.

Blasphemy Laws:

• Massachusetts Statute General Laws, Chapter 272, Section 36 Prohibits the willful blasphemy or profanation of the Lord's Day. 

• Michigan Penal Code, Act 328 of 1931, Section 750.102: Criminalizes blasphemy, defined as the act of cursing or reviling God.

• Title 19; Chapter 17; Pennsylvania Code § 17.5: States that an association name may not contain words that constitute blasphemy, profane cursing or swearing or that profane the Lord’s name.
   
• South Carolina Code of Laws, Title 16, Section 16-17-520 makes it a misdemeanor to use "blasphemous, profane, or obscene language" at or near a place of religious worship, carrying penalties of a fine ($20–$100) or imprisonment for 30 days to one year. This law, which also prohibits disturbing religious meetings.

• Wyoming Statutes, Title 6, Chapter 6, Section 1-29-106 prohibits the publication of blasphemous or indecent matter. 

Now I'm not going to go around and spout blasphemy but that's me.  Who am I go to off saying you can't say what you want?! 

Thing is there's a whole lot of laws out there in legal land - and that's not necessarily a good thing.   Consequently you might want to lawyer up before you go and violate something you didn't even know there was a law against it!

I'm just sayin.

Do You Know Why I Pulled You Over?

The other day, I was riding along with a buddy on a bright and sunny supposedly winter day and wouldn't you know it we got pulled over.  

Police strides up to the driver's side, buddy rolls down window, and the first thing police says is, "Do you know why I pulled you over?" which I thought was funny because, shouldn't the cop know why they pulled us over?  

I mean, I would have said, "NO!" simply because I'd never want to admit anything to a cop.  Turns out, after some digging I discovered a number of reasons why police ask why they pulled you over, like:

1. To See If You'll Admit to a Violation

When it comes to driving and traffic stops, there is no such thing as "Officer Friendly."  So, if you say something like “Yeah, I was speeding,” that’s an admission.  Admissions can strengthen the officer’s case if a citation is issued and you later decide to challenge it in court.  As noted below, police often lie to people to collect information they can later use against them in court.  

Under Frazier v. Cupp, 394 U.S. 731 (1969), the U.S. Supreme Court held that police misrepresentation of evidence during an interrogation did not automatically render a defendant’s confession inadmissible as a matter of constitutional law.  In that case, police falsely told the suspect that his cousin had already confessed to the crime. The suspect then confessed.  The Court ruled that the deception was relevant to voluntariness but did not by itself make the confession involuntary under the Fifth and Sixth Amendments.

Moral to this is being funny is not something you want to do/be at/during a traffic stop.  Let the cop talk.  You just listen.

2. To Gauge Your Awareness

Police want to know whether you noticed your behavior (speeding, rolling a stop sign, broken light) or if you’re unaware of it, which can affect how they handle the stop.  

In Arizona v. Johnson, 555 U.S. 323, 129 S. Ct. 781, 172 L. Ed. 2d 694 (2009), the Supreme Court confirmed that after a lawful traffic stop, an officer’s inquiries into matters unrelated to the justification for the stop do not convert the encounter into something unreasonable, as long as they do not lengthen the detention beyond its purpose.

Yeah, like that never happens. 

So a question like “Do you know why I stopped you?” — which is brief and designed to assess awareness — generally doesn’t turn a lawful stop into an unlawful seizure.

3. To Assess Honesty and Attitude

Your response helps the officer assess whether you’re being truthful, cooperative, evasive, or argumentative. This can influence whether you get a warning or a ticket (which, after sleeping on this, is total BS).  Police lie and weasel all the time to get people to admit to crimes.  In fact, as noted above police have a predisposition to lie to people.  

In fact, a key tactic that police officers use is lying elicit confessions, or pressure to meet arrest quotas.  Police also habitually fib because of their belief that "noble cause corruption" justifies bending rules for the "greater good," leading to issues like false confessions and wrongful convictions, with tactics including fabricating evidence or promising leniency, though these are obviously unethical.

4. To Check for Impairment or Distraction

Confused or inconsistent answers may indicate distraction, fatigue, or impairment (alcohol, drugs, or phone use).  In Delaware v. Prouse, 440 U.S. 648 (1979), the Supreme Court held that police cannot stop a motorist without at least reasonable suspicion of unlawful conduct (e.g., unlicensed driver, unregistered vehicle). A random, arbitrary stop is unconstitutional.  

However, once a stop is justified, courts apply the same Fourth Amendment reasonable suspicion standard to evaluate whether an officer can detain and investigate further.  In United States v. Arvizu, 534 U.S. 266 (2002), the SCOTUS held that once a stop is justified, courts apply the same Fourth Amendment reasonable suspicion standard to evaluate whether an officer can detain and investigate further (such as asking, "Do you know why I pulled you over").

5. To Control the Conversation

It lets the officer start the interaction calmly while observing your speech, behavior, and demeanor for safety reasons. 

Police control the conversation (or, at least, they want to think they do) during a traffic stop primarily to ensure their own safety, manage potential threats, and gather evidence efficiently. This tactic, often referred to as establishing "command presence" or "norming," allows officers to assess the driver's demeanor, identify inconsistencies in their story, and prevent the situation from escalating. 

6. To See If You Noticed a Safety Issue

If the stop is for something like a broken taillight or expired tag, your awareness (or lack of it) helps the officer decide how to proceed.  In United States v. Weaver, 9 F.4th 129 (2d Cir. 2021), the Second Circuit explicitly recognized that:

“Brief, casual questioning aimed at gauging risks or deescalating a situation” during a traffic stop may be justified as part of ordinary interactions that also serve officer safety. For example, “rapport-building questions” can help an officer assess coherence, agitation, impairment and other observable cues relevant to safety.

As such, asking "Do you know why I pulled you over" is still a viable questions used to help police fully assess the situation.

7. It’s a Standard Policing Technique

Many officers are trained to ask this question as part of routine traffic-stop procedures. 

Courts treat questions like “Do you know why I pulled you over?” as reasonable police conduct because:

• They are brief and non-coercive.
• They help an officer assess awareness, behavior, or demeanor.
• They fall within the scope of routine interaction during a lawful, limited detention.

I guess the moral to this story is....when a cop saunters up to the drivers side and pops THE question, just be cool.  Maybe be clever (but not too clever) and say something like: Because it’s my lucky day?

Word of the Month for March 2026: Fake News

I know you've heard the term Fake News.  It was Trump's rallying cry for several years and he says it whenever any news organization reports something he really (or marginally) doesn't like.

That's not what we're talking about here.  

What I'm looking at here are those cases where the plaintiff (or defendant) is being castigated by the press notwithstanding the fact that the plaintiff (or defendant) in a real case actually has a legitimate claim but the press is pushing the narrative against that of the defendant (or plaintiff).

So, let's dispense with pleasantries and define Fake News in this context.

FAKE NEWS constitutes a subset of intentionally or negligently disseminated pseudo-journalistic content, characterized by the deliberate fabrication, distortion, or strategic omission of verifiable empirical data, disseminated via digital or traditional media channels under the guise of legitimate reportage, with the intent or foreseeable consequence of influencing cognitive biases, socio-political perceptions, or behavioral responses within target populations, thereby undermining the epistemological integrity of information ecosystems and the democratic discourse reliant upon them.

Ummmmmm, sorry about that.  My inner-journalist generator took over for a second.  Let's try that again:

FAKE NEWS is false or misleading information presented as news, typically to influence public opinion, generate clicks, or cause confusion.

OK, that's better - a story used to generate or cause confusing information - sounds about right.

So, how might this apply in real life?  Remember a few years ago, the media flipped out on a story about a bunch of kids and some Indians marching in D.C.?

In January 2019, Nick Sandmann, a Covington Catholic High School student, was filmed wearing a MAGA hat while standing face-to-face with Native American elder Nathan Phillips during the March for Life in Washington, D.C. A short video clip went viral, with media outlets and social media users accusing Sandmann of mocking or intimidating Phillips.

Later, fuller video footage showed that Sandmann was standing silently and that Phillips had approached Sandmann, while a different group (Black Hebrew Israelites) was yelling insults at the students.

Sandmann filed defamation lawsuits against major media outlets (CNN, Washington Post, NBC, etc.), claiming the coverage was "false and damaged his reputation." Several settlements were reached and Sandmann’s case became a key example in debates over media bias, viral outrage, and defamation.

See, that's what we're talking about.  Instead of reporting the actual events, news media is going around reporting lies and misstatements - instead of what is actually happening.

Another example?  

Recently, a Minnesota family, the Moedings, were sued by their neighbors, the Ramoses, over the location of their basketball hoop and the subsequent retrieval of balls that bounced into the Ramos' yard.  The lawsuit, which included claims of trespass and a request for an injunction to prevent the hoop's use, was ultimately dismissed by a judge. 

On first read (and media makes it look like), this sounds like a petty case where an older couple is trying to keep kids from using their (clearly) portable basketball hoop.  However, this case had little to do with basketball as much as the Ramoses were trying to keep the kids from trespassing on their land.  

See, the kids would play on their side of the property line but, as kids are wont to do, the ball would get away from them, bounce/roll to the Ramoses property and the kids would run across the property line trampling grass, flowers, whatever else is in their way to get their ball.

From a property owner standpoint, that would piss me off and if you know anything about getting old and how little things really annoy, it really rakes the nerves.  Anyway, the court eventually dismissed the case leaving the Ramoses little recourse but to sit and fume.  

While an easy remedy would be to have the Moedings install a net/fence behind the basketball hoop to keep the balls on their side of the property line - but that would be admitting fault. 

Some other cases found in the annals of history include: 

Richard Jewell - Atlanta Olympic Bombing (1996)
Plaintiff: Richard Jewell (security guard wrongly suspected).
Claim: Defamation against media outlets (NBC, Atlanta Journal-Constitution, CNN).
Media narrative: Initially pushed the FBI and law enforcement leaks implying Jewell was the bomber.
Reality: Jewell was innocent and later cleared, but the press framed him as seeking attention.
Outcome: Jewell settled with NBC and CNN; won undisclosed settlements.
Press alignment with defendant narrative: The FBI’s suspicion narrative was amplified despite thin evidence, harming Jewell’s life while media framed him as the villain.

Gibson’s Bakery v. Oberlin College (2019) 
Plaintiff: Gibson’s Bakery (family bakery in Ohio).
Claim: Defamation and tortious interference.
Media narrative: Many outlets leaned toward framing the bakery as racially discriminatory after an incident with Black students.
Reality: The students had shoplifted; evidence showed no racial discrimination.
Outcome: Jury awarded $44 million (later reduced to about $25 million) to Gibson’s Bakery.
Press alignment with defendant narrative: Several academic and progressive outlets pushed Oberlin’s framing that the bakery was targeting students based on race, despite facts supporting Gibson’s position.

Rolling Stone “A Rape on Campus” Defamation (2016)
Plaintiff: Nicole Eramo (UVA dean) and fraternity members.
Claim: Defamation over false rape allegations reported in Rolling Stone.
Media narrative: Rolling Stone and supporting outlets pushed the narrative of institutional coverup and fraternity violence.
Reality: The story was fabricated; no evidence supported the claims.
Outcome: Eramo won $3 million; fraternity settled for $1.65 million.
Press alignment with defendant narrative: Rolling Stone and sympathetic media initially defended the article despite growing evidence of its falsehood, framing plaintiffs as silencing victims.

Duke Lacrosse False Allegation (2006–2007)
Plaintiff: Three lacrosse players—Reade Seligmann, Collin Finnerty, and David Evans
Claim: Defamation of false rape allegations reported by CBS News.
Media narrative: In March 2006, Crystal Mangum, an exotic dancer hired to perform at a Duke University lacrosse team party, was raped by the three boys.
Reality: The story was fabricated and in December 2024, Mangum publicly admitted on a podcast that she had fabricated the rape allegations.
Outcome:

1. Prosecutor Mike Nifong aggressively pursued the case but withheld exculpatory DNA evidence.  
2. On April 11, 2007, North Carolina Attorney General Roy Cooper dropped all charges.  
3. The team’s season was canceled. 
4. Coach Mike Pressler was fired.
5. Nifong was later disbarred and convicted for misconduct.  
6. The players sued Duke and the city, reaching settlements. 
7. Mangum never faced charges for the false claims.  
8. Nifong served a day in jail for contempt.

Press alignment with defendant narrative: The charges triggered intense media coverage and national outrage, with debates over race, class, and campus culture fueling the story.

I guess the moral to this story is: Take everything big media says with a grain of salt realizing that the press is in the game to make money.  

...and, as it appears, the only way the Press can make money is to make-up stuff to stir up the blood of their victims (in this case, victim=anyone willing to listen).