The other day I got a call from a guy I knew in a prior life. Seems Guy was walking down a street next to a park and got stopped by police. Seems buddy was wearing black pants, a black shirt, black...well, suffice it to say, he was in a black kind of mood in the middle of summer - aaaaaand which while incredibly stylish, it caught the attention of the local po po.
Apparently, and I'm spitballing here, the officer that stopped Guy didn't like his style of clothing (which really didn't match the season) and stopped him. When Guy was not forthcoming with personal information as fast as officer liked, officer arrested Guy and charged him with obstructing with a police investigation, resisting arrest, assault, and a bunch of other stuff.
On a side note, I find it particularly funny that people get charged with resisting arrest. I mean, who in blazes wants to be handcuffed and tossed in the back of a police car designed for people under 5 feet tall. OK, I do know some people who like to be handcuffed but I don't know anyone who would willingly be trussed up only to be tossed in the back of a patrol car.
It boggles my mind.
Anyway, fast forward a bits and Guy gets released, ALL charges are dropped and he's now filing a lawsuit against Officer for violating his civil rights under 42 USC § 1983.
So, I got to thinking what do people do to get targeted by police? I mean, wouldn't you want to know so you don't get stopped just because?
Turns out there are a number of factors that police are looking for, like:
1. Gang-Affiliated Colors or Symbols
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Bright single-color outfits (e.g., all-red, all-blue, all-black in some cities)
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Sports team gear linked to local gangs (e.g., LA Dodgers caps, Chicago Bulls jackets in certain neighborhoods)
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Bandanas in specific colors tied to known gangs
Risk: In some regions, these colors are unofficial “flags” for gangs, and police may use them in gang injunction enforcement.
2. Bulky or Concealment-Heavy Clothing (Especially Off-Season)
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Hoodies with the hood up on warm days
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Puffy jackets in warm weather
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Baggy cargo pants with oversized pockets
Risk: Can be interpreted as attempting to conceal weapons, drugs, or stolen items.
3. Face Coverings and Masks (Outside of Health Contexts)
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Ski masks, balaclavas, or full face bandanas
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Pulling a hoodie string tight over the face
Risk: May be treated as “masking” in preparation for theft or robbery.
4. Tactical, Military, or “Cop-Like” Gear
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Tactical vests, camouflage pants, combat boots
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Duty belts with empty holsters or MOLLE pouches
Risk: Can signal militia or armed group affiliation, which may prompt a stop.
5. “Suspicious” Layering
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Wearing multiple shirts or jackets (common in shoplifting to conceal goods)
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Heavy coats paired with shorts (temperature mismatch)
Risk: Seen as potentially hiding items or preparing for quick outfit changes.
6. Motorcycle Club Colors or Insignia
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Leather vests with patches for known MCs (“1%” patches, skull insignias)
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Large rocker patches identifying an MC and territory
Risk: Linked to outlaw biker groups under law enforcement surveillance.
7. Costumes or Disguises in Non-Holiday Contexts
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Wigs, theatrical makeup, Halloween masks out of season
Risk: Interpreted as intent to conceal identity during a crime.
In summary,
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Neutral colors & patterns — avoid solid bright red/blue in gang-heavy areas.
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Dress season-appropriate — match clothing to the weather.
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Avoid obvious gang/military insignia — unless you’re in a clearly legitimate setting.
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Limit full face coverage — when not required for health or safety.
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Blend with the environment — if others in the area are in casual wear, match the tone.
While they probably won't admit it, apart from clothing, there are several other factors police use to profile people.
Behavioral Profiles
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Nervousness, avoiding eye contact, or suspicious movements (e.g., repeatedly looking around, hiding hands).
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Loitering in unusual places or for long periods without apparent reason.
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Trying to avoid police presence or walking away quickly.
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Acting unusually at a gas station, like frequently changing vehicles or handling items suspiciously.
Appearance Profiles
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Clothing associated with gangs or certain subcultures (e.g., colors, symbols).
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Wearing baggy clothing or concealing items.
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Unkempt appearance, which officers may associate with homelessness or drug use.
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Age and gender stereotypes, e.g., young males are more frequently stopped.
Location-Based Profiles
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Being in high-crime neighborhoods or “hot spots” known for drug activity or violence.
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Presence at locations with a history of illegal activity, like certain gas stations or street corners.
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Being in a vehicle that matches descriptions from recent crimes.
Vehicle Profiles
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Vehicles reported stolen or involved in crimes.
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Older models or cars with missing or altered license plates.
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Vehicles frequently seen in high-crime areas.
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Drivers exhibiting erratic driving behavior (speeding, swerving).
Known Associations
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Individuals who have prior arrests or warrants.
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Being with known suspects or associates.
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Matching descriptions broadcasted via radio or alerts.
So, let's say you're wearing something that police don't like and you're about to be pulled over or otherwise harassed by the police. What can you do to minimize the damage coming your way?
1. Stay Calm and Composed
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Take deep breaths, keep your voice steady and polite.
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Avoid shouting, arguing, or aggressive gestures.
2. Follow Lawful Instructions
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Comply with clear, lawful commands (e.g., show ID, put your hands where they can see).
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Ask calmly if you don’t understand an order instead of resisting.
3. Keep Your Hands Visible
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Place hands on the steering wheel or in plain sight.
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Don’t make sudden movements or reach into pockets without saying so.
4. Avoid Physical Resistance
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Resisting arrest or struggling increases the chance of force.
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If you disagree with the arrest, contest it later legally.
5. Use Your Words to De-Escalate
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Say things like “I’m trying to cooperate” or “Please don’t hurt me.”
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Avoid profanity or insults.
6. Record the Encounter if Safe
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Use your phone or a dash cam to document.
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Let officers know you are recording if it’s safe to do so.
7. Know Your Rights but Stay Safe
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You have the right to remain silent and the right to an attorney.
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Exercising your rights calmly is better than physical confrontation.
8. Seek Witnesses
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If others are nearby, ask them to watch and record.
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Witnesses can deter excessive force.
Bottom line, when confronted by police, don’t try to fight back physically during the incident because billy clubs hurt. If you do get a beat down, make sure you get medical help ASAP and document everything. Finally, report any abuse to internal affairs and consider civil/federal legal action
Actually, you should probably consider litigation a foregone conclusion.
I'm just sayin.





